WHO IS JOEL GILBERT?

Good motherfucking question. Joel Gilbert sounds more like Dylan than Dylan 'cause Dylan is fucked up the ass without a paddle (come to think of it this is better than being fucked up with ass with paddle). The dude is burned, he been through the mill, messed up like Emmett Till, down for the T-cell count, can't stand up and play his ax, at least he don't need no more ex-lax, we all make mistakes but Dylan made a dousey, how the fuck was he to know bitch be contaminated floozy?

Gilbert is cool, the dude ain't no fool, he sticks to Dylan's words, unlike some other pieces of turd, he looks like the man, sounds like the man and he got a back up group of tough ladies singing behind him. Wait until the music loads and dig that this dude sounds more like Dylan than what's LEFT of Dylan.

We videotaped one of Gilbert's concerts and are going to be streaming highlights from it. Dylan should let Gilbert open for him, cause as Rubin Hurricane Carter said, "Gilbert, you gonna take over for Dylan someday." Gilbert said, "If I do, I want to book you at all my concerts". I say, "Gilbert my man, that's a bad choice of words. This gentleman has been booked enough by the Jersey Po-lice..." Then I told Mr. Carter that and I done a bid and I realized how important a fact it was that he did not eat prison food when he was locked up. Carter said, "I didn't wear their clothes or do their work either." Most prisoners, despite protestations of innocence try to make it as easy as possible on themselves in the joint...